Christopher Himes

Project Objective # The objectives of the project were to align the setup configuration for door products within Paradigm software to a standard they referred to as Entry Door System 2.0 (EDS 2.0).

(Not that bacon) This is my submission for the IndieWeb Carnival May 2026.

I was watching a Hank Green video during my lunch today and he shared this animated image a redditor share in this reddit post.

Why Notre-Dame Needed to Burn via Engineering The Impossible This video makes a compelling case that the fire actually saved the cathedral.

Cinco de Cuatro is the fictional holiday from Arrested Development started by Lucille Bluth to deplete supplies for Cinco de Mayo.

The Secret to Success Is ‘Monotasking’ via The Atlantic Even when people are allowed to switch between tasks at their own discretion, the more they switch, the longer everything takes.

They have engaged the stove and the temperature will begin to rise imperceptibly for now.

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Have you ever bought a door?

First of May by Jonathan Coulton via Jonathan Coulton Post your Justin Timberlake memes and whatnot but I’m going to be listening to this song.

I went ahead and created a new post type on the site for “project.”

Project Objective # The objectives of the project were to create a tool within the companies ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning) system that would parse orders received from retail customers out of electronic catalogs and create orders using the ERP’s prod…

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I’ve been looking for a job full time for a little over a year now and it is very rarely when I come across a posting with such poor quality control.

Dance Yrself Clean (Theme from Twin Peaks) via Kottke Sometimes you see a mashup that seems created for you and this was exactly my reaction to this project.

Saw a couple people mention this post and it did not disappoint.

A recurring theme returns with yet another website update.

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Based on the way some people talk about Arch Linux I may be a glutton for punishment.

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Years into their relationship, Tim and Millie find themselves at a crossroads as they move to the country.

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I’ve been thinking about doing it for a while now but I finally went ahead and converted my site from Jekyll to 11ty.

General # Applied to a couple jobs Back is still not right but I’m moving around a bit more.

General # Applied to a couple jobs My back still doesn’t feel right and I’ve spent much of this week lying down and avoiding sitting in one place for too long.

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I feel like I have seen a lot of movies that came out this year.

According to Last.fm it logged 4,839 scrobbles for my listening in 2025 which is up 16% from 2024.

The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make and could just as easily make differently.

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Day 12: Christmas Tree Farm Given the following type of input we are asked to parse the data and determine whether or not the presents could fit under the tree.

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I admit I don’t know where to start this post.

New experiment with self-hosting, this time with Paperless-ngx.

Day 11: Reactor At this point I believe day ten had got into my head rendering day eleven way harder than it actually should have been.

Day 10: Factory In this challenge we need to turn some machines on and get them to use the correct joltage.

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Day 9: Movie Theater In the movie theater we’re looking at a red and green tile floor.

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The Elves are trying to figure out which junction boxes to connect so that electricity can reach every junction box.

Analyze your manifold diagram.