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“I hate when the kids go back to school.

“Just because you wore wide-leg jeans in the’70s doesn’t mean it still works in your 60s.”

“Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”

“Oh, we’re wearing white after Labor Day, and there’s not a darn thing you can do about it.”

“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”

“Believe it or not, Melissa, Dad and I are unable to drop everything to accommodate you.

“When they say, ‘It’s all good,’ they’re lying.”

“When sharks verbally attack.”

“Lettuce is a no-go.

“I know we’re in the backyard, but I told the Murphys we went to Costa Rica.”

“We melted every cheese we had in the fridge and added a little pepperoni.

“When Maxine learned lipstick has a melting point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit, she finally believed in climate change.”