Klepopotamus

scanline is an open source command line scanning utility for macOS that I maintain.

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Like an ominous MacGuffin in a Stephen King novel of the era, a yellow and white dome stood out like a sore thumb at Seabreeze Park in the 1980’s.

When Dan and I didn’t get into YC, we were more determined than ever to be scrappy, lean, and fearless about how we made BingoBoardz a success.

Corporations say the darnedest things.

It was too late to call, but I really wanted to talk to you.

I’ve long suspected and frequently accused my personal trainer of having a fake timer app with imperceptibly longer seconds to trick me into planking longer.

The browser tab that holds the record for being open the longest without me taking any action on it is How to Keep Your Family Safe in the Next Quake, which I opened in the non-aftermath of a very minor earthquake in 2015 and proceeded to ignore until I l…

Working at Twitch, I encounter Bob Ross (in meme form) several times a day.

Success image from Demetri Martin’s “This is a Book” For some reason, Founders are very open about all of the things they did “wrong”.