Planet Hawleywood

St Charles of Thanksgiving the patron saint of the forgotten holiday presents A Thanksgiving poem, in free verse.

…or how I ended up eating an entire jar of olives one night.

My last day at the Sheriff’s Office.

I miss ThinkGeek and their witty IT-themed apparel.

At every new job, I spend the first few weeks looking for “my” bathroom.

Went to see “Oz: The Great and Powerful”.

Posted on Facebook 2012-12-20 In light of the fact that tomorrow might be the last day of earth, I wanted to take this time to apologize and explain a number of things that I’ve been keeping inside for many years.

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Occam’s Razor states that “Among competing hypotheses, the one which makes the fewest assumptions should be selected"Occam’s Razor In other words, the simplest answer is usually correct.

So, we’re in the empty parking lot and Ashley’s practicing maneuverability with the new car, when a guy pulls up and asks me if I do this (teach driving) professionally?

The one where I defend Thanksgiving

The one where I lash out at “Christmas Creep”

I took a picture once of my brother-in-law seated behind me on the bus on the way to work.

This might be the ultimate goof

There is a distinct disadvantage to being a Programmer Analyst

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.

So, I’m sitting in my chair watching “This Week in Tech Live” (because I’m a geek) on the laptop when I start thinking “How can I watch this on a bigger screen?”.

I imagine that the measure of success for an operating system is when a non-tech user uses it on a daily basis.

This is the best picture I ever took on my old crappy flip-phone

Seriously.

For the very first time ever, Jim decided to make a dish to contribute to our office Xmas party.

I’m still not a car-guy

Jim Gaffigan Live in Cleveland!

Can I ask you a question?

What a difference a year makes

Have you ever had a headache?

I like my job.

Every payday for the last few months, I’ve been walking to the bank at lunch.

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I nearly shot my eye out!

Last night, Thanksgiving tapped me on the shoulder.

Here it comes again

Ok, so I’m about eight hours into one of my all-day-headaches.

Working on cars is not my thing

So we wake up this morning to a phone call.

A Super Bowl and a Super Bill.

Those of you who know me, know how much I love my car.

I installed Linux again.

It’s no secret I hated my 1997 Saturn SL2.