Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

I mean, it’s not like Aquaman needs any help to look really lame, but…..

First thought: COOLEST.

This would be better if the guy with the rifle (or the woman with the whip) were a skeleton.

Young James Kirk’s favorite novel.

I guess this is a time travel story, because man, that’s Los Angeles today to a T.

Thank goodness for the dialogue, because otherwise I never would have figured out what was happening.

“Strain, Betsy, strain!

Happy (groan) Monday, folks.

Nice chest.

It’s been two weeks, right?