Absurd Pirate's Internet Blog

If you've known me IRL, you know for a while I've tended to dress pretty monochrome.

I've seen on youtube for a while these videos about reducing screen time.

Two nights ago I got a wild hair up my ass to play on my Original XBOX.

I came across a post recently from a person I've side-eyed for a very long time.

I just got back home from FanX in Salt Lake City and damn was it a blast.

If it's one thing I've noticed for a long time, it's our obsession with optimization.

Today I got duped into watching a right wing YouTuber, one Reagan Conrad.

So, I've made it a point on this blog that I don't have any social media accounts.

I've been big into meditation lately.

If you grew up playing a cartridge-based game, or playing on a console that used physical memory cards, or even had the saves ON the console itself, you'll probably know what I'm talking about here.

I just read this article about wanting to be an NPC this morning.

So, a while back I read my friend Ava's post thinking about friendships.

Yup, you read that right.

I've recently become something of a tea junkie.

I just got done reading this post from the blog For No One and I feel like it gave me the courage to talk about when my dad died.

I bought a Zune, but not just any Zune, the Halo 3 edition Zune.

There's a new trend I've been hearing about online for some years now, and it's been making me sick the more I think about it.

It's August, aka ARR-gust, aka International Pirate Month!

Alright, alright, I'll stop using comic sans for my blog.