paperless statements

Today I woke, and all was clear.

Can’t remember what the child wasn’t named by the people she hadn’t known—it began with Q.

We worry that you think that when you leave you will be missed.

I want a droid that gives me space.

What is your share of ports?

Collab with @retsoor All riots reserved.

I raised an anthurium for more than a year—neutral, stately, required almost no care, so now i have anthuria in pots everywhere.

How’s it going, dad?

Someone on my bus just shouted I OFFERED YOU A FRIENDLY DONUT HOLE and it has lowkey suburban war vibes I muttered breh what u even smoking they must’ve heard bc they clapped back Uh yeah take SEVERAL seats my human sitting approximately mid-vehicle I mus…

“JK.”