yiz county public digest

the other day i accidentally ran over a duck while listening to a meditation tape in my car. of course i felt dreadful. the last thing i want to do is kill a duck. i want to kill nothing. i like birds and the duck is my favourite. the situation was very u…

a picture says a thousand words but a picture doesnt say My words so im gonna tell you My words and you'll just have to deal with it.

i would say i havent been writing because life has been unfunny but in truth it is because i am spending all my energy on other pursuits. one of them is eradicating the bedbugs from my house. i have yet to see this as a humourous task. mostly it is costly…

the other day i made a joke about moonshine to a widespread applause: look, i know i may not be everybody's cup of tea, but there's no tea in this cup.. only moonshine. i came up with this joke a couple years ago but i never said it aloud until the other…

my whole life i have taken the wrong stuff seriously and the right stuff not seriously enough. and when i have taken the right stuff seriously it has been "too seriously" because it has been taken unseriously by everyone else, so now, now now now i outrig…

today there was a weird guy on the bus. he was a normal guy really but he was wearing a bright pink helmet and on the seat next to him was a big cubic bag that said DOOR DASH. so he wasnt weird but it was weird he was on the bus and not on a bike or scoot…

lately ive been feeling like living which feels quite good. for instance today i went to the library. most libraries in perth are not very good. they bin almost every book as soon as it shows a sign of having been read, so you are left with aisles of cris…

today the police came to my house. apparently multiple neighbours had reported a disturbance, something about someone throwing bricks onto my roof or something. i thanked them for their concern, but i said not to worry. it really didnt matter in the grand…

back before smart phones we used to have magnifying glasses. you dont see them much today but that was how me and my friends spent our time. we liked to look at bugs and try set fire to them. then we realised that if your held it to your skin for long eno…

i docked into the port of freo way hay, bully in the alley i walked around and felt so freo bully in the shinbone al back in the maritime days, everyone was always getting bully in the alley. this was sailor for having a good time - a time so good that you

people say the oldest tool in the world was made for stabbing and cutting up meat but i know for a fact that this isn't true. the nature of man is not one of violence. man's nature is one of peace and creativity. today my anthropologist friend gavin showed