The Monsters Know What They’re Doing

If the Azorius Senate appeals to the side of me that feels at home in Chicago and never wants to leave, the Selesnya Conclave appeals to the side of me that would happily move to Seattle or Portland, Ore., if it weren’t for all the woo-woo.

Apologies for going dark all last week.

Bloodfray giants are barely sapient true giants, Huge in size, with extraordinary Strength and Constitution and little else going for them.

How uptight a place must Ravnica be if the theater community is made up entirely of hedonistic, nihilistic, demon-worshiping anarchists?

Orzhov giants are tanky brutes whose primary function is “Get that one.”