Los Doggies

Occasionally, this blog is relevant―like really, really relevant.

Here on Los Doggies Dot Com, we’ve blogged about birds.

Whenever the people sing in the streets, Los Doggies Dot Com is there to investigate.

I recently attended a sportsball game for the first time in years and it was quite the hypersensory experience.

Today my whole dwelling shook like a bowl full of Mexican jumping beans, which I assumed was a hallucination until I heard the belated tones of the the Emergency Alert System.

We’ve finally caught up with the times and turned overwrought bloggies into easily digestible videos.

Yodeling was inspired by donkeys.

There are three notes for when shit gets real.

FEMA attacked everyone’s phones this week with a couple dissonant tones.

I’ve been obsessed with these two chords lately.

Lost was peak Hollywood television.

Mike Tyson was a hero to many Gen X kids as the end boss from Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!

Clowns used to be the height of children’s entertainment, but after Pogo and Silly Billy, clowns fell out of fashion.

The old sounds of money were so pleasing they could fill a symphony, or a psychedelic blues song.

Ahwooga is a popular sound made by old timey cars, lusty cartoon wolves and construction workers.

Ba dum tss is a popular drum fill used to punctuate a bad joke that dates back to the early 1900s, around the same time as the birth of the drum set.

Pong wasn’t the first video game, but it was one of the first with sound effects.

Modern life is full of obnoxious sounds—ambient noise, schizophonia, and industrial music—but there is one sound so nasty that it cuts through all of them, which is kind of the point.

The dancing pandemic nurses of TikTok TikTok is the latest spyware that all the kids are cuckoo for.

Not even his final form Everyone’s favorite megacorp (but nobody’s favorite network), Amazon, uses a throwback chime for their original productions.

Beyond Burger Bike Bell There is no more insufferable group of people than cyclists, even more despised than the vegans.

In this Reddit video, a man whistles atonally to summon an American Bald Eagle for breakfast.

It’s that time once again.

Born in the golden age of ’80s gaming, it was always my dream to become a real-life video-game composer.

I am the whippoorwill that cries in the night.

Companies have become so lazy, they don’t even produce jingles anymore.

There is a fine line between the spoken word and the musical tone.

I know well the feeling of watching an entire episode of The Price Is Right while eating an entire box of Triscuits.

In our last post, we covered the Duolingo “Sound of Success,” a happy Major Third inspired by door bells, store chimes, dial tones and car horns, which were in turn inspired by Big Ben’s bell song “Westminster Quarters.”

There’s a new Major Third in town.

TV and film bumpers can pack a lot of music into a short window.

Let us now reach back through the annals of time to recover a dirty little song that children used to sing to their bowels as they danced the Valsalva.

The long-awaited sequel to Dos Doggies is finally here.

The Southern Oracle Before the government bans all manner of horns, let’s have a timely post on everybody’s favorite—the portable air horn.

Up Special Sing Attack As an ’80s boomer, I missed out on the Pokémon craze, although I am tangentially aware of it, and like most normie folk, I can name at least a dozen or so pocket-monsters from the primary series.

We made a Christmas album, unironically.

I’ve watched The Office a dozen or so times.

While reviewing this blog and the animal music chronicled within its webpages, I discovered a glaring omission: I had yet to notate a donkey!

A screaming “kee-eeeee-arr” comes across the sky.

The bullfrog is so named for his bullish mating call, the “jug-o-rum.”

The green frog sounds like he’s mocking you.

While wandering around the woods recently, I came upon a mutation of thrushes.

In the late ’80s, the Soviet mind game Tetris invaded American shores.

Birds and videogames.

As the government spends billions of public funds trying to blackmail you into getting an experimental shot, everyone and their grandma is now a shill, and some celebrities are having fun with it.

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Everyone in America has heard the song of the red-winged blackbird.