Dustin Alper - Blog

Somewhere between utopia and doom The future has never felt less clear to me than it does right now.

The prompt that changed my perspective I recently used Perplexity Computer to link my investment accounts together and build a portfolio tracker.

I feel like now is the perfect time to write this column because another year of school is about to begin.

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If you have ever watched a talk show before, then you’ve probably made the observation that they ask their guests a lot of questions.

If I were a musician, my target audience would be kids.

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If I were a cartoon, I would be the main character.

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I was going to title this column “Applause”, but that word was copyrighted by Lady Gaga.

I hate when I’m walking down the street and a random person tries to hand me a flyer.

Problem No. 1: The Decision Before you set the table or get in the car, you have to figure out what you want to eat.

Before I get into the meat of the column, I want to make sure we have a mutual understanding on who/what the Boogeyman is.

Hello, my name is Dustin Sam Alper.

I don’t know about you, but I always do weird stuff when I’m talking on the phone.

Based on the fact that I wrote about columns and stairs for my past two columns, you might think I am fascinated with architecture.

Have you ever had a class that was not located on the first floor?

When my kindergarten teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”