Cake Wrecks

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You'll never guess what Beth ordered for her daughter's birthday party!

I'm doing something a little different this week, Sweets fans: All of today's cakes are by the same baker.

Attention minions raising smaller minions: Have you ever noticed something... off... about Peppa Pig's nose?

[walking into spotlight] [striking dramatic pose] Poo bee... ... or NOT poo bee?

It's late-September, 94 degrees, raining, and we need something to save us, bakers.

I think this is what our grandparents call "a senior moment."

A lot of brides like to give their bakers a photo of their dream wedding cake, in the hopes that they might, in fact, get a cake that looks at least vaguely similar.

I love Disney wedding cakes, I admit it.

Welcome to another installment of...

[WARNING: Very mild adult humor ahead.

Who thought this was a good idea?

Where is the moment we needed the most?

Just when you thought Mondays couldn't get any better, along comes...

I may not have the answer to every problem, but I bet chocolate will help with a lot of them.

Men, we need to talk.

"...and to avoid any possible mistakes, instead of any writing on the cake I'd like you to just use one of those plastic 'Happy Birthday' picks, please."

Ever wonder what could possibly go wrong with a simple inscription on a basic cake?

Imani wanted this cake for her wedding, only with bright lime green flowers instead of pink: She got this: Yeeeah.

Ah, Labor Day.

A friend once told me, "I love all your posts, but I have to admit, on Sundays you could really write anything.

"Hi, I'd like to order a monkey cake for my son, but I want to make sure there won't be any mix-ups like what happened last week."

Of course, the irony of Phil's phobia was never completely lost on him. *** Inside the Department of "All Fun & Games." *** "The inspector listened to the woman's tale with suspicion.

Ah, where WOULD we be without those helpful hints from our friendly wreckerators?

Ever wish that a fully decorated cake would just fall into your lap?

You all know I only feature professionally made Wrecks here on CW.

Today we're going on our very own Galaxy Quest, cake fans, only this one won't include ANY forms of rudimentary lathes.

Tomorrow is John's and my wedding anniversary, so I've been thinking: Remember how the first few years you always celebrate at some fancy-schmancy restaurant?

It's time again to plumb the depths of that most bizarre and inexplicable place: The mind...

Sometimes I feel like a cake archeologist, minions.

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS To decorate... ...the buns.

PICTURE THIS: Or ...don't.

You know what's even cuter than animal and character cakes?

The Top 12 Cakes to Bring To Your Family Reunion: (Assuming your family has an excellent sense of humor.)

Hey, remember when clowns were funny, endearing creatures that delighted young children with their crazy antics and playful innocence?