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Haiku is kata Form, rhythm, practice, movement Fluid and rigid

No AI used here Em dash is from my own brain— Poor writing my own

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Have you ever read that old sci-fi book Oh Please, Do Not Build the Torment Nexus?

I'll be speaking at RenderATL 2026.

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Imagine if Gmail were the only email provider anyone used, and that you could only email people with Gmail addresses.