Aphyr: Posts

On 2026-05-30, the Mastodon server I run started getting a flood of implausible signup requests.

Back in 2023, I hired Flat Rate Movers (A.K.A.

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For the last few weeks publicists have bombarded me with emails asking if I’d interview their clients on the Kyle Kingsbury podcast.

This has been bugging me for years: you often run a JVM by a shell script wrapper, then want to jstack it to figure out what it’s doing, but can’t figure out what PID to ask for.

Table of Contents This is a long article, so I've broken it up into a series of posts, listed below.

Table of Contents This is a long article, so I've broken it up into a series of posts, listed below.

Table of Contents This is a long article, so I've broken it up into a series of posts, listed below.

Table of Contents This is a long article, so I've broken it up into a series of posts, listed below.

Table of Contents This is a long article, so I've broken it up into a series of posts, listed below.

Table of Contents This is a long article, so I've broken it up into a series of posts, listed below.

Table of Contents This is a long article, so I've broken it up into a series of posts, listed below.