The Independent Variable

The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned.

Sheeran delivered everything you'd expect from a person in his position: equivocating, meaningless bullshit that was most likely written by someone else.

No surprise, sources say the actors will be speaking the original Shakespearean language.

It’s a horribly sad turn of events for a team that, after decades of futility, finally seemed on the verge of a real breakthrough.

When asked if ShinyHunters was going to attempt to extort the FBI, the representative said, “what we plan to do is not something I’d call extortion, maybe coercion.”

The fish rots from the head, and this particular fish is headed by a compromised oligarch with a history of throwing journalists under the bus to advance his business interests ‘Nuff said.

Could the Shit Machine END WORLD HUNGER?

Conservative political victories are always followed by economic misery for the conservative base, because the senior partners in the conservative coalition are the bosses who get richer by making workers poorer.

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Protest against the Omarchy/Omacom Foundation and the tech companies and executives funding far-right open source.

Areal, a “revival” of Arial, is based on the first version of Arial that was used on the internet (v2.82).

Justin Vernon celebrates the breaded treats of Minnesota’s Howard’s Bar in a terrifically, terrifyingly jaunty tune Absolutely incredible.

Absolutely incredible stuff.

But it was not clear whether it was a serious proposal or a feel-good attempt to galvanize his base to turn out on election day, after he also previously promised payouts like a $5,000 "DOGE dividend" or a $2,000-per-person tariff check — neither of which…

More importantly, there's really not a single trouble spot on the field, and the best way to show that is to take Crow-Armstrong out of the equation entirely.

She assembled a device with a 12-volt battery, a frequency generator, and a speaker that emits 30 pulses per second.

Cohen will portray the title character.

We’ve built an entire culture around links.

But Elon Musk, the world’s richest person, is funding an aggressive advertising campaign encouraging people in key states to check their registration status at a different website, votesafe.org.

It's an extra flourish that's not necessary by any means, and I can understand why someone would wonder why I think this is any better than what Samsung is doing, but it's the sort of extra flourish that elevates the experience.

Meeting w/ Self-Loathing and Narcissism departments/tendencies to brainstorm exciting new potential collabs Someone must’ve hacked my calendar because this is word for word how I spend every single day.

Channel 5, the YouTube channel hosted by Andrew Callaghan, said it gave a list of its email subscribers to Hunter Biden, the former president’s son, who went on to promote his new memecoin, a move that a data privacy expert told 404 Media is likely illegal

Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes—two names I never imagined would ever be uttered in the same sentence, but at the same time… could there possibly be a better pairing for a bonkers documentary.

Looks absolutely wild.

A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it.

“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of ‘South Park’ to ‘South America,’” Parker and Stone said in a statement.

Been working on some small refinements around here despite the fact it has been a ghost town for the last month or so as we pushed out a couple print books at Foofaraw.

Gimme is the kid in class who has everything, from the latest toy as seen on TV to a tricked out BMX bike.

You absolutely love to see it.

What makes this especially interesting is the focus on small- and mid-budget movies across all genres rather than chasing blockbuster tentpoles.

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