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Christmas 2025 was fast approaching and I had not yet come up with a raisin-themed Christmas gift for my son.

The road to me becoming a cranky old geezer is looking bright.

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Regardless of your feelings about Domino’s, the fact that you can order it online without having to talk to a human being is fantastic.

While chomping on some Honey Bunches of Oats, it occurred to me that they’ve taken that beehive-shaped wooden Honey-Stick Thing and actually made it their mascot.

Late Christmas Eve my wife and I were preparing for Santa’s arrival.

When you have children you take on many new obligations.

I’m in my 30’s, and things are not what they once were.

Like most people, I tend to only think about elves during the usual times — around Christmas, and when I’m having sex.