The Naming Way With Ol’ C.W.

One dang time, we played For The Queen!

in which there seems a non-zero chance that I become the first person to have a grand mal seizure while playing Mewgenics1 Okay I’ve tried for two weeks to write a whole post about this, but I get kind of overwhelmed and upset and lost in the details so h…

Hi, I’m experimenting with short-form audio The sound at the 45-second mark is NOT my wife snickering, it is my cinnamon waffles popping up in the toaster, THANK YOU VERY MUCH I famously get a little antsy about my site names after a few years; I’m consid…

So hey I owe you all1 a larger update about several major life-events in the past two weeks but right this second we’re watching a movie called The End Of Oak Street (which is a BLAST btw) where, No Spoilers, it’s a Suburban Neighborhood in The 80s, Somet…

Antecedently: SUDDENLY SEMOR (has a new way to bug people); the Man With The Golden Nose sticks it into our damn business; Dani takes a level in Ron Swanson while examining a Resident Evil-ass woodén box Pregame miscellany: I regale the gang with the tale…

(The characters on this are completely asemic, I was just makin’ cool letters) (A calligram I came up with some years ago that reads ‘bismillah’ in a constructed alphabet I’ve been using since 2003) (Included for the benefit of those who were intrigued by…

Content warning for MATTERS GASTROLOGICAL, for WRISTBAND-EMOJI-STICKERS BEING A DICK, for THE SOBE FLAVOR SO WHITE AND HATEFUL THE RNC SHOULD BOOK IT AS A SPEAKER, and for LOSING THE DEPOSIT ON MULTIPLE BOUNCY-CASTLES.

Content warning for MATTERS GASTRONOMICAL, for SAFEWAY GAS-PUMPS BEING A DICK, for HOPEFULLY UNFOUNDED FEARS OF CANCER, and for POTIONS OF CRAP-YOUR-ENTIRE-SKELETON Hiya!

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This is now, it appears to transpire, a blog about karate.

HAHAHA WHAT IF I DIDN’T REMEMBER HOW TO DO THIS WOULDN’T THAT BE FUNNY HAHA WOULD YOU ALL STILL LOVE ME Playin’ Resident Evil Village: Now with native 3rd-person mode so I’m-a don’t get-a da barfs!

Antecedently: A free concert by Old Crowbar Medicine Show at the Lacquered Scabbard; Dojo-blowjo and other regrettable phrasings; OKAY I GUESS WE’RE JUST NOT GONNA SEE WHAT’S IN THE BASEMENT, SURE We’ve recovered our injured, incapacitated peeps, whole and

***Content Warning for mild medical stuff, mention of bloods, damning implications re: that girl being poison, and two guys named Jason*** I had An Emergency yesterday!

In exchange I will finally start updating my Presently page again.

Antecedently: Dojo-mojo; MICE TO MEET YOU; the Hoisting of Hattie and other womanhandlings WE RECONFUCKINGVENE Kurosawa (A Dick): “Alright, hey, if this is about your friend Dmitri you can have him, I’m done with him, y’all’re a bunch of freaks but I’m an…

Oh okay, we’ve got kid of an Immortan Joe’s War-Boys witness me, ride-shiny-and-chrome thing going on; historically speaking that’s not…great for people who don’t want to be set on fire ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Oof, thank goodness Neytiri’s got those carbon-reinforced b…

Antecedently: A visit to the Getting Cool New Shit Corner; Ride of the Midnight Farm-Equipment Salespeople; A WILD PORTICO APPEARS We load up our last save (not auto, hard) WELCOME TO THE PARLOR, inlaid in wood of finest frankenberry1, a fireplace with a…

Live from the real shithole, — Ol’ C.W. young

TLWR1: If you want to help Venezuela but don’t know how, donate to World Central Kitchen, share the link, or donate and share the link. ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ As a man constantly beset by overthinking-paralysis, I am struck in times of crisis with a powerful urge to h…

Antecedently: Genius locomoti; chloroform-fitting shoulder pads; Throw Hattie From The Train While talking upgrades and progression, William proposes an implanted multi-tool, the Greedy Gadget, for to begin his journey on the road to transhumanist ikon and

I can’t tell if this is just me being racist but I legit could not tell who that other, non-Lo’ak dude was at first, much less that it was Neteyam; in fairness to me Neteyam is dead so I shouldn’t have expected to see him, but still.

Antecedently: Paging Dr.

(Nota bene, my lunchbreaks for the last while have been occupied by exercise, so the last few entries in this series are going to be more like Watching Avatar: The Way Of Water On Juneteenth But Broken Up Into Lunchbreak-Sized Chunks Just So I Don’t Disru…

Antecedently: Let’s split up, we can do more damage that way; The Little Engine That Couldn’t (Produce Serotonin); O’Neal opens a retirement account Isaac proposes a distraction to lure the darmed guards into another car, get them to drop their weapons, e…

(Nota bene, my lunchbreaks for the last while have been occupied by exercise, so the last few entries in this are going to be more like Watching Avatar: The Way Of Water On Juneteenth But Broken Up Into Lunchbreak-Sized Chunks Just So I Don’t Disrupt The…

AS THE READER MAY KNOW, I work for a law firm, as befits my deeply serious nature and inability to lie1.

Man so we’re watching Unsolved Mysteries, mainly because Mrs.