The Will to Resist

Three years.

or: Haus Morgenrot Discovers How to Employ a Man Without Letting Him Work There are paychecks.

or: Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Do There comes a point in every man's professional life when he stops asking for dignity, fulfillment, career advancement, or even basic emotional peace.

There is a special kind of exhaustion that comes from not knowing.

DON'T KEEP PUTTING ANOTHER DOLLAR INTO A MACHINE AFTER YOU'VE LEARNED WHAT THE MACHINE DOES There is a vending machine somewhere in the world that is an absolute piece of shit.

There is an enormous cultural conspiracy against doing absolutely fucking nothing.

I have discovered something deeply troubling about myself.

So here is why I am ticked the fuck off.

There is something beautiful about spending your entire working life being told not to waste time, only to eventually discover that a corporation can waste two weeks of yours without so much as breaking stride.

Episode XX: SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF Black screen.

Apparently, once attraction enters the room, everyone is expected to become normal.

I have recently discovered an advanced management technique.

Once upon a time, I worked at a glass plant.

I saw a Bandana short today called “Being Employed vs Unemployed.”

I have recently come to an important philosophical conclusion.

A Tales from the Crypt–Inspired Tale from Haus Morgenrot as told by The Gremlin HO!

Suffering and I are acquainted.

Mr.

I was looking for a job.

I was looking for warehouse jobs.

I should have clocked out at 10 PM.

Back to Haus Morgenrot.

There is a sentence that should scare the hell out of anyone interested in fan translations, game preservation, or ROM hacking: One extraordinarily skilled person leaves → multiple projects lose the technical expertise required to continue.

Wednesday, September 9, 2026 Day Five.

Tuesday, September 8, 2026 Day Four began with an ambulance.

September 5–7, 2026 — Days 1, 2, and 3 of 6 There are certain phrases that sound intelligent when you first invent them.

September 4, 2026 People.

September 4, 2026 There are moments in life when you encounter something so profoundly stupid, unexpected, or inexplicable that the machinery simply has to stop.

September 4, 2026 — Somewhere after midnight There is a phrase that has recently entered the Mr.

Or: The Day RNGesus Rolled a Fucking Two September 3, 2026 There are days when a man wakes up with a plan.

There is, somewhere in Mr.

September 3, 2026 — The Continuing Adventures of Mr.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026 There are certain mornings where you wake up and immediately know the universe has loaded the shotgun.

Tuesday, September 1, 2026 September arrived.

Monday, August 31, 2026 August had one job.

Saturday, August 29 – Sunday, August 30, 2026 There are certain lessons you learn after seven months at Haus Morgenrot.