Spabbit

(for the Ninja or other soup maker) I've specified fresh tomatoes in this recipe - the act of roasting them enhances the flavours - you can't do that with tinned.

I’ll just leave this one here.

Here are some of my favourite House Quotes, most with an atheist point.

These Logitech Z533 Speakers are fantastic, got them on offer for £60 from PC world (in 2016, and they're still working a DECADE later!)

Yoink There’s just something so well formed and rounded about Yoink – the way it rolls off the tongue with a sharp almost smug termination, often accompanied by a wide grin!

Fair play - This one sucks arse, it's the ultimate low-brow, knuckle-dragging version of supposedly showing respect for achievement.

Never let it be said that this format is straight laced, so I bring you the third installation of The Dictionary According to Spabbit – Volume 3 – CUM Special!

Following on from “Spabbitisms… Expanding the language in all the wrong ways!”

Alcogee – The point in the sober drunk sober cycle after “Is this shit working”, exactly where everything is shiny funny numb, and before you inhale a kebab and either sober up, or throw up!