Shit Vin Likes!

Oh, I'm sorry—is your $4,000 custom-built PC still struggling to hit double-digit speeds while sounding like a jet engine taking off from a tarmac?

Listen, I've got 3 USB-C cables in my bag at all times, But can I find a single ethernet cable when I actually need one?

Gaffer Power gaffer tape is basically duct tape's cooler cousin who actually has their shit together—it sticks like it means business, tears clean without scissors, and doesn't leave that sticky shit that haunts you forever.

USB's naming scheme is what happens when a committee of absolute dipshits decides that USB 3.2 Gen 2x2 sounds perfectly fucking reasonable instead of just calling it "the fast one" like humans with functioning brains.

It's fucking winter again.

Was a dead tree.

So I know.

One: If you think Crypto is an investment and not gambling you, are an idiot.

Listen, if you haven't frozen your credit yet, you're leaving your financial front door wide open with a neon "fuck me" sign, and when some asshole inevitably uses your info to finance a motorcycle or open seventeen store cards, don't come crying about it.

Look, I've lost enough wallets, keys, and luggage to foreign airports to know that Apple AirTags are basically tiny miracles disguised as overpriced hockey pucks.