poems

when i was little, the world was very large and people tell me: "that is because you were very small" but i do not think that's the reason the world seemed large i was not even that small

When I’m loading my dishwasher I like to put the cups on the little rails because I am afraid about them flying away in there.

I love my XYAGHO 2-slice Toaster Automatic for Bread/Bagel/Frozen Waffle with Crumb Tray Cord Wrap Defrost and Cancel Button 900W From Amazon.

I have not checked the device in a few hours.

I really wish you would stop talking about my evil job.

Sometimes my friends text me on a whim with something that made them think of me.

We want you to use the tool.

I have to keep patronizing Adolf Hitler’s Pub.