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I love weird words, especially the ones with strange histories.

In seventh or eighth grade there was a science teacher, who I’ll call Professor Plum.

Cursor Camp from Neal.fun Updated August 2026 “Do you know about Neal.fun?”

I always thought of Bon Jovi as a hard rock band, filed in roughly the same part of my brain as Def Leppard.

Karl-Anthony Towns with the Bob Cousy Trophy It was 9:30 on a Friday morning when I got a text.

About a month before my son graduated from preschool, I was walking through the park, thinking about the last walk that I would take.

Walking around Yale’s Old Campus in the late 1990s, I got an idea stuck in my head that wouldn’t leave for decades.

I have always liked art that made me laugh.

I played weekend soccer in elementary school.

SEAL Team 5 Challenge Coin On the value of trading things you can’t buy.