The Cult of Nonsense

Me: "I wonder why the dishes always pile up around here."

When I was younger1, I thought of myself as a man without pier.

A few years ago, my wife's great uncle gave us a box of toy cars and planes for the kids.

I just noticed that Scrub Mommy sponges are a product of the Scrub Daddy sponge company.

Last night, I finished cramming in a re-reading of The Odyssey in advance of seeing the movie tonight.

I've always gotten a kick out of the fact that William Shakespeare's wife was named Anne Hathaway.

A few minutes ago, I was in front of my house, wearing headphones and sweeping up after edging the driveway.

...is to double up on the mattress pads: We use the standard fitted pad that covers the whole mattress, as well as a smaller one that can be yanked off in the event of a Diaper Malfunction.

For dinner, I made a pair of breakfast pizzas topped with white gravy, cheese, scrambled eggs, and sausage.

My kids had other plans:

On this day two years ago, either my wife or I took a photo of some tally marks so we wouldn't forget the number: What were we counting?

Around two weeks ago, we went to a nearby Chinese buffet for my birthday lunch.