One Foot Tsunami

[I really hope to never need these.]

[I don’t think I want to.]

[Bears in pools are delightful when it’s someone else’s pool.]

[Sanders estimates he fell 71 times during his trek.]

[The Storrowings will continue until bridge heights improve.]

[This seems like a whole lot of work for a whole lot of people to provide something not very useful.]

[Get it while it’s hot.]

[Bring it in, buddy!]

[This little mouse is no Speedy Gonzalez.]

[Proper regulation is key.]

[Giving away hundreds of million of books is an incredible legacy.]

[Flag-design-by-politics doesn’t seem to be working.]

[It’s hard to get a big head when you have no head.]

[Though she’s left the CIA, Julia Curlee is still serving.]

[Everything is so exhaustingly stupid.]

[Oh, the points you could earn!]

[I’m sorry.]

[2:50 AM on a Sunday is also a particularly scammy time for this to be sent.]

[In this case, the internet is a series of tubes to nowhere.]

[The classiest wedding bet is on how long the marriage will last.]

[“This…is Devlin St.

[Ah well.

[Chill out, orcas.]

[Getting rid of both ads and the structures they lived on is a real win.]

[He has no malice in his heart.]