melanie kat

you can easily see why riot games was not interested in hytale: they couldn’t figure out how to sexualize women’s bodies in it

following a streamer from their twitch chat back to their discord. god i'm such a loser.

it’s the end of the year, time to start counting down the top 10 most worrying things i’ve said this year

My wife is a huge fan of Rayman 2.

i break for drm-free ebooks

i'm barely holding my shit together. time to buy some shit super glue. for the shit.

everyone always asking what the fuck melanie, never how is melanie

Time for some new defaults.

Damn, this year sucked.

who up valuing their employees?

you look like you have the cognitive ability of someone who talks to chat bots

if you didn't start out the year with a therapist, you probably have one now. otherwise you'd be raw dogging at life.

too big to not suck shit, but never too big to fail

time was your doctor's office didn't need to update their fucking app every god damn week to tweak their psychological manipulating AB tests

i'm afraid my website might show up on wikifooter

i can’t wait to be an annoying mary shelley defender about mr. robot.

never trust a website with a cookie banner

the ladies and i are going to start our own zine where we discuss which HTML elements are sure to drive your partner wild

literotica was my sex ed teacher

the scott toilet paper of condoms

cubes for my boys

add me to your group chat and lmk if i’m making it weird

thats how it feels

by using my web browser to load your website, you agree to my privacy policy and terms of service

the american health care system be like

surge pricing for apartment elevators

as much as i think words are amazing, i’m always shocked to remember they let you use them

honey what’s the matter you’ve barely touched your ai slop

i cant help but read all wikipedia articles relating to the rat company and theme parks in the voice of kevin perjurer

i got a ballot in the mail with a trigger warning on the envelope for "contains tax measures" it's wild, these snowflake conservatives can't open envelopes without wanting to do a mass shooting.

OH NO FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK SOMEONE ONLINE DISAGREED WITH ME!!!!

yakuza games let me live out the absurd fantasy of talking to random people in public

it's wild that i came out over seven years ago, but have only now decided to read one piece

why should I have to clean up big tech's messes?

i'm starting to think "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" is just mitochondrion propaganda.

I don't know how many reasons you need to ditch Plex: the horrible app redesign, the multiple security flaws, or the push in to the wonderful world of advertising.

the thing corporate america doesn’t understand is that i’m not locked in here with them. they are locked in here with me

normal country

time was you had to do some digging to see if a site was made with nextjs, now you just immediately get a "Application Error: a client-side exception has occurred"

in hindsight i should have known bringing yosemite sam to a quidditch tournament wouldn’t end well for the players ;-)

happy birthday hatsune miku

how many people can say their former boss was killed in gta v?

if your social media platform won't let you say you wish jk rowling would drink bleach then what are you even doing?

me paying for music: i know i am going to get flac for this.

no one told apple about public transit. or about how consent works. or contrast ratios.

i barely want to talk to people, you think i wanna talk to your fucking app?

"there has been another school shooting" oh no!

i miss her

do you think mark twain and drake would get along or nah?