melanie kat

obstructing a famous portland landmark with cherry blossoms

tired: admins can read your dms wired: dansup/pixelfed can read all your private posts

branches of cherry blossoms

the one thing all security-cautious people should know is their mother's maiden name

cherry blossoms in portland

i would say the most surprising thing about visiting the locations from the Like a Dragon games is that they really do block off areas irl just like in the game

stop trying to force generative AI, aka machines that lie, on disabled people. you should just say you want to make their lives hell while you continue to ignore them. if you really cared you would push for healthcare benefits.

my cat seems to be blissfully unaware that brat summer ended a long time ago

all i'm saying is to let the tablet dress up as a laptop with it's keyboard and touchpad case if it wants to!

There are a lot of great points in this article from Federico Viticci.

oh hey, a new security update from apple that forcibly re-enables AI shit with no way of opting out until it already begins downloading over 6gb of “models”

the great part about nazis driving teslas is they're so poorly built who can say who or what caused the lithium ion battery fire to start and nobody has enough sand on hand to extinguish a car.

omg, thank you to @ojensen@hachyderm.io for sending me this great pin that perfectly encapsulates this moment in time.

in my job hunt i've been pitching myself as "wanting to make the internet a better place." nobody wants this. i need to pivot to "dealing the final blow to the internet's skull before fucking it." employers will be salivating for me. melanie kat, internet…

the easiest way to set a tesla on fire is to find someone dumb enough to drive one

my wife and i have decided we are going to each befriend our own crow and some time later we look forward to going outside together and having a pokemon fight.

i just read that "simple sabotage field manual" from us office of strategic services. is it just me or was i the only one already doing all of this?

...but I did it in 2025, oh no!

damn i wish trans people were destroying the country. we'd all be having a lot more fun right now.

I've recently moved my photos to melaniekat.com/pics and my social media posts to melaniekat.com/lol.

vancouver tesla drivers for lyft are on a whole other level

i was today years old when i learned prop planes are planes with propellers and not movie props. coincidentally, they should only be movie props.

guess where i put all your posts

“just for laughs” sounds like the excuse a bigot would give when a joke fails to land

visiting vancouver for the first time and it’s exactly as dave and graham described it over 15 years of stop podcasting yourself episodes

you may be wondering why i expanded my blogging in to a photo blog and a microblog now that free speech is dead. it’s because i’m fucking stupid.

i prepare to go online the same way i prepare to wallow in filth: throw on some old clothes, prepare to feel awful, and by taking a shower immediately after.

are the go off kings just steely dan for millennials?

the white lotus is just a special resort for rich people who go on vacation but can't keep their sex lives from making everyone miserable. it's a containment zone.

a lot of web developers are mad about css in javascript, but i’d write javascript in css if it meant being employed.

happy birthday to my lovely wife and valentine, vivian. you're my favorite pizza place ☎️

not to brag (lol, bragging that i’m a loser) but i 100%’d all of fortnite’s battle passes. imagine what other games i could finish if only they let me play as hatsune miku.

you know, when apple won’t even respect your decision to turn something off it starts to feel like a conspiracy

Content warning: sexual harassment.

you loved bean dad, now get ready for egg mom

spencer agnew from smosh appreciation post

(linkedin poster voice) my child asked for a baby doll after seeing the kids at daycare playing with one, so i handed them a hard boiled egg and a hand full of mayonnaise. here’s what they learned about selling SaaS to emerging markets:

hatsune miku invented jsonfeed

too many cis men in my mentions 😬

i prefer people who actively defend trans rights than people too cowardly to say what their views on trans people are. the people that are too cowardly to pick a side are the most deadly.

you can’t make me feel fear, i feel fear all the time, fear and me are tight, so fuck you

i'm trying to explain to my landlord that when you take the last of my money from my bank account you gotta replenish.

when everything is terrible, buy girl scout cookies.

I don't like to start by announcing my commitment to things.

it's cute that greeting card companies think i need more than one valentine's card to give out.

miku, hatsune miku 😳

imagine my surprise when i noticed the apple music web app is a svelte app. it's so bad it feels like baby's first react app or something. it just goes to show you that anything can be shit if you put enough big tech bullshit behind it.

at this point i think it's safe to say my weed is entirely paid for by class action settlement checks from tech companies.

in the center of facebook hq’s hacker square is a huge jumbotron and everyday it would welcome all the politicians that were visiting that day. they never once welcomed a democrat. it was most often just welcoming glenn beck.

i don’t mean to brag, but i think i’m starting to get through to the european in my household that microwaves are useful actually