melanie kat

i asked my wife for areas i could improve in as her wife and she said i should "git gud" at video games.

don’t worry, for those of you who hate change, here’s some good news: everything broken in ios 18 is still broken in ios 26

every 404 Media article contains something along the lines of: we reached out to the company for comment on accusations of their unethical behavior and they replied "nuh-uh" without further explanation

there's nothing in the rules saying the dug up corpse of a long dead dog can't play basketball

if a bad guy entered MY CLASSROOM?

if kagi is so good why does the ceo use dogpile

if your job is using ai, your job would, ironically, be the easiest to replace with ai

the best way to let me know you are a worthless human, who can easily be replaced by ai, is to defend ai by calling people skeptical of ai ill-informed

checkov's dns

dns records are a real will-they-wont-they situation

i made a poster, just for you.

every time a cissy uses the phrase "gender identity" or "gender presentation" a trans person gets a free swing

every time i launch the youtube app on my tv they ask if i’ve had a kid in the last few hours. no, youtube i did not give birth since this morning. stop asking.

when vivian said she wanted to do crimes, i thought she meant get sushi and not pay. instead she meant something insidious: putting ketchup on pizza.

forget vibe coding, hear why this dumbass vr enthusiast has taken up htc vive coding

there's no place like offline. there's no place like offline. why isn't this working!!!!!!!!!!!

sam says do something you can't be forgiven for

i am always too high for the last two minutes of my rice cooker

ugh, i am just the chronically online version of my mom

the state of tech companies: google put my class action notice about google infringing on my rights in the gmail spam folder (i also don't use gmail)

I think conservatives can be trans, but not a trans person.

i know sissy is a slur for trans women, and cisgender is not a slur, but… hear me out… “cissy”

if non-lethal bullets are so non-lethal why won’t you let me shoot you with one?

“THE FAITH IS BAD!

I've had an Apple Watch since they first came out, and I've worn it daily ever since.

I've been having a fun time with a new little music journal app, Crucial Tracks.

nothing says you want to introduce fraud and scams to your app quite like introducing your own “currency”

crosswords are a great way to learn new words until you realize the people who write crosswords are incapable of learning new words

prompt engineer is a made up field by mansplainers to justify their overly verbose habits

…but i used to be your girl who steals time

i think it's cute that destiny is just "what if alt-j fan fiction but a video game" but then they still plagiarized everything years before LLMs made it trendy

the democratic party has announced a new eco-friendly initiative to cut down on paper waste by moving away from business cards to branded bandages. the hope is that they will give out enough of them to make minorities impervious to bullets.

kinda wild that patreon's still sticking with that logo they stole from a splatter on r/cumsluts

i just wanna pay a streaming service to let me watch transgender columbo.

if i was the pope i’d pocket all the tithe money, fire everyone, and rename the church “T: the Everything Church”

oh darn, i left my nerdwallet in my other bag. you'll have to cover bail.

it takes "courage" to release pride merch with as much probable deniability as apple does every year. this from the guy so "courageous" as to wait to reluctantly come out after they were at the top of one of the most powerful companies in the world.

the best part of switching to vue.js from react is no longer having to hear about dan abramov

"think less, ship more" is great advice if you ignore how this created the big tech hellscape we all live in. ethical programming is like jazz, it's all about the code you don't write.

zuck only has an interest in rome because he literally knows nothing else about the entirety of history and it shows

i'm happy to no longer work for a big tech company because billionaires no longer tell me i need to have more "empathy."

i hate call out posts but someone has to say it: portland is a city of people who will use the elevator to go one floor instead of taking the stairs!!!

how it started / how it's going

hey cis male comedians: maybe cut the jokes about assaulting women. it’s not “ironic” if it’s the one thing you are known for.

marginalized groups: things are bad everyone else: so what — after Switch 2 price announcement — everyone else: things are bad, my toy costs too much marginalized groups: so what

oh, is this what it's like to see your favorite band announce a new album?

nintendo inviting a (“alleged”) pedophile to their new toy announcement was a choice — was drake not available?

hi my name is melanie and i will introduce myself by explaining, unprompted, that all of my visible injuries are the fault of my cat so people don't think it is self/domestic harm. hi there hello.

you ever see a take in defense of ai so bad you do a double take on the byline to see if casey newton wrote it

cherry blossoms on grass