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I have a lot of patience for bugs that only bite me.

Today, Keir Starmer stood at a podium in Downing Street and announced that the UK will ban social media for anyone under 16.

There's a trend on Android right now that is going to get someone hurt.

Tim Cook walked out on stage today for the last time as CEO of Apple.

This review might seem boring.

The MacBook Neo is a normal computer for normal people.

I wrote my day-one impressions of the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and they were not kind.

I went to bed last night.

The phone is here.

I want to be upfront about something before I tell you anything else: I am a Flip user.

There’s a question I keep asking, and I keep getting the same answer.

There’s a certain kind of person who’s becoming extinct.

The smartwatch market is a graveyard of ambition, a monument to wasted engineering hours, and a decade-long demonstration of what happens when the richest companies on Earth decide that good enough is someone else's problem.

Three inches of plastic.

If you see me in public, don’t come over to talk about my work.

Google has finally crossed the line.

I picked up the iPhone Air on launch day, and setup was exactly how I want it: boring. eSIM transfer happened right inside settings on my old phone.

The challenge is back on.

This is what it looks like when a machine gives up.

Themes.

A line-by-line teardown of the most smug, exclusionary comment I’ve gotten since starting this blog—and why the so-called “freedom” they preach looks a lot more like a wall.

Day 1 – Dust, Drivers, and Despair: Getting Windows XP Running in 2025 People have told me I don’t know how good I have it.

The future is Wayland.

My Blog, My Rules, My Vulgar Musical Breakdown of the Fucking Year You know what?

The Console Is a Lie — Braille on Linux Is a Lovecraftian Joke Welcome back to "I Want to Love Linux.

hCaptcha's "Accessibility" Mode Is a Fucking Cookie And it's wrapped in a maze of broken promises, bad design, and outright user hostility You've probably heard of hCaptcha — the CAPTCHA alternative that brags about privacy, security, and accessibility.

⚠️ Disclaimer This post is a satire.

This Is What It Looks Like When People Care This blog series has been a lot of yelling.

You Can’t Hear Anything—and It’s Not Your Fault You plug in headphones.

Linux Is Already Broken Before You Even Start I love Linux.