Jon's Place

Mamma mia, here we go again … Just one off season where the local women’s football scene has a normal, that’s all I ask.

Under no circumstances should grass in England crunch and crackle when you walk on it.

“You won’t have many action shots today,” so said one touchline wag today.

I’m getting old.

We move on from “What kind of Irish is your Granpa?”

“You’ve got to write about this, Jon.”

You know it’s hot when the Caribbean islanders sigh and say, “It’s hot.”

If you’re of a certain persuasion (terminally online) then you will spend an inordinate amount of time reading the opinions of football fans who believe that relegation is a key part of the excitement of following soccer.

It’s a Saturday afternoon in England.

Some cultures have dozens of words for snow.