Javvad Malik

My mum’s iPhone face ID stopped recognising her.

A day late but hopefully not a dollar short!

I’ve been trying to explain to my kids why I won’t let them use certain apps, and they’ve started calling me paranoid.

There was a mass uprising last week in support of moving this newsletter from Friday to Monday.

I want a watch that understands I am middle-aged and have already done quite a lot today.

I’ve discovered that the best way to avoid working is to write a newsletter about work.

I’ve spent this week watching a scam artist successfully impersonate a friend on LinkedIn, complete with his job title and a slightly better headshot.

I’ve started bringing a small notebook everywhere.

I was talking to some friends about how much more we travel now than we (our parents generation) did in the 1980s.

I’ve spent the week explaining to people that stateless protocols are not a commentary on government, and I’m not sure I’ve convinced anyone.

It feels a bit like watching the latest epic blockbuster in the iMax.

I’ve been thinking about the number of security products that promise to solve problems nobody actually has.

JFK airport looks like it was designed by a steering committee of tired men who only took the job because it paid well and gave them a crew to discuss their golf scores with.

I still have my Nokia 3210 somewhere.

I keep a box of cables in the garage.

I’ve been trying to explain to my kids why I don’t let them use AI to write their homework.