A Newbie's Guide to Publishing

I've been wrestling with this for a while, and I am aware that the ambiguity in this post is palpable.

So I want to preface this by saying I am not a lawyer, none of this is legal advice, my opinions are my own and they are just opinions, and I'm not pointing fingers at any specific people.

I began this blog post in February, 2025.

Over two years ago I wrote a blog post about AI.

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Hey Super Advanced AI, write a novel in the style of thriller author J.A.

Some things don't change.

So let's talk about punctuation.

I'm back in the self-promo game, and I decided to return to ebook marketing with two big ideas.

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Hey Jack.

I recently wrote what I believe is my best work.

So you wrote a book.

Back when I was on the conference circuit giving speech after speech about how to get published, I'd always preach that the most important thing a writer can do is, "Don't write shit."

What a long, strange trip it's been.

It's really hard to draw conclusions in the self-pub marketing game.

Every December I do a post about resolutions for writers, and every year I add more of them.

So, I was thinking about enhanced ebooks, and decided to try something that, AFAIK, hasn't ever been done before.

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Bear with me while I work out some doubts.

Those of you who have been paying attention have probably been wondering why I've only done two blog posts in the last six months.

Randall just wanted to have a fun summer vacation with his family, visiting Grandma at her cabin on a lake in the Wisconsin Northwoods.

Every December I do a post about resolutions for writers, and every year I add more of them.

A few months ago I wrote a blog post about preorders.

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