Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

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Cady, M.1 1 Department of Correlation, Cranberry-Lemon University Satellite Campus, Victoria, BC, CA Abstract This researcher has quantified a compelling correlation between ‘A’ names and Olympic gold in women’s singles figure skating.

Hansel Zazerfrax1 and Danuary Prembleton III2 1 Center for Pagan Sciences, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA 2 Department of Mayan Doomsday Modelling and Simulation, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA Abstract Long ago before Co…

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(edited photo credit Phillip Pessar, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons…not the real cover) First I’d like to apologize for not publishing as many papers this year.

Joseph “Baby Hands” McGraw1 1 Department of Baby Catching and Internal Fetal Medicine, Cranberry-Lemon University Medical School, Pittsburgh, PA, USA Abstract With advanced blood tests, it has been possible for a decade to predict a child’s force aptitude…

Valerian Doomquist1 1 Department of Doomernomics, Cranberry-Lemon University Medical School, Pittsburgh, PA, USA Abstract According to this data, a red line is increasing to values never seen before in the history of humanity.

Richard Longshaft1,2 1 Department of Aerodynamics, Cranberry-Lemon University Medical School, Pittsburgh, PA, USA 2 Ski Jumper Extraordinaire Abstract With the IOC closely monitoring ski jumping suits, there are far less methods for optimizing the lift to…

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[1]English Translation: Heaven Is Not Aleph-Null: A Correction of Pascal’s Wager via Orders of Infinity Pope Leo XIV1 1 Da Pope Abstract Before I begin dis paper let us pray.