A Bloggy Mess

Maybe not the true end of life, but I read a quote from some random redditor's doctor which essentially read if you're over 40 and you haven't died from cancer, consider yourself warned.

Family, it's the worst.

I've been MIA from this platform, and well, from life in general.

Here at the dealership, waiting for the car. 20,000 mile service, despite the car only having 17,000 miles.

Welcome to Memorial Day weekend in the good ol' U.S. of Assholes. — that special time of year when we honor our fallen by battling each other for the last pack of discounted hot dogs at the grocery store (after all, two for $16 is just about the best deal…

If there’s a recurring theme on this site so far, it’s that I navigate life’s surprises with all the grace of a guy who would rather fall down stairs than admit to a good time.

Despite everything currently being the goddamn worst, I'm still always just one warm hug away from blindsided T-bone we all dead.

Had to burn some vacation time, so we executed a multi-day travel extravaganza through another part of the US we've never been.

These mortality realization fits of mania are manifesting some fantastic toys.