flower.codes

In 2024, I announced that I was quitting my high paying tech job to become a high school computer science teacher.

Sometimes you just want to read without HR getting all judgy and putting you on a "performance improvement plan," so I recently decided to make a Visual Studio Code extension that renders eBooks as code in (18?)

Dear friends, I present to you the next generation in software development: eval++!

Shhhhhh!

There's a lot of shitty news happening lately, and I've been having trouble holding space for it all.

Some of you know this, but I got into computing after being exposed to MUDs in the late 90's.

Here's a little "cognitive complexity" tip for your next programming project: get rid of your else statements.

In the late Summer of 2020, still deep in the throes of the COVID-19 pandemic and dealing with a near constant sense of dread and anxiety, I had an appointment with my optometrist that changed the course of my life and career.

I recently spun up a .onion mirror of this website.

Banned Books Week was like... a week and a half ago, but I missed it because I don't pay enough attention to arbitrary days of observance.