Dead Homer Society

“We need more information.” – Chief Wiggum “Very well.

“Do the toilets go backwards here?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t divulge information about that customer’s secret, illegal account. . . .

“You see anything yet?”

“More friends!

“I just want to entertain!”

“They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.” – Lenny

“Everyone likes Whacking Day, but I hate it.

“Yeah, it’s a good idea, Homer, but they’ve already made some movies about World War II.” – Drunken Troy McClure “Aw, hell . . . well, what about Dracula?”

“You can’t escape, Bob!