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All old buildings are home to trained flocks of choreographed, jump-scare pigeons in the dust-laden rafters.

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Missing the thrill of being stuck in a passenger seat for hours, stowing your tray, or closing the window shade on your flight?

I like to make up fake clichéd phrases that sound like something an old man would say (now that I am one).

This is super fun.

Why hasn’t any razor company had the common sense to call their product Occam’s Razors?

LIGHTNING: The occurrence of a natural electrical discharge of very short duration and high voltage between a cloud and the ground or within a cloud, accompanied by a bright flash and typically also thunder.

[ picking up my lunch ] CLERK: ZZ Top.

You know when you wake up from a dream that you were assisting Robert Smith solve a cold case that it will be an interesting day.

According to my daughters, my pronouns are Bruh / Dude / and Hey!

Hurricane strength levels are based on the amount of damage they cause.

Available Everywhere August 5th Longtime readers will know that I had been working on a tarot deck and writing a book for the past two years, which is why I haven’t been posting much anymore.

I just had a “Snap Meal” from Imperfect Foods.