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Hey I created a fascinating and complex 45 page deck on my cock and balls for you to read — make sure you read it before Q2 planning — I draw significant, thought-proviking conclusions on a wide range of themes that me and my buddy Claude hallucinated tog…

I have never been so happy.

Do you enjoy online meetings with 40+ people?

So many meetings are just a bunch of non-useful people jerking off and getting paid for it.

Me, CTO: Ok I'll share my screen WebEx: Nah brah, you can fuck off Rest of call: Hurr durr R U hAvInG TeCnicAl ISSUES?!?

Your website is not fast.

I'm adopting a new mantra for kickoff meetings and any forum where fuckheads dream up what the web might be able to do in their imagination and hope it sticks.

I love deadlines.